NaPoWriMo 14/30

You may or may not have noticed that I failed to post my poem for the 14th day of NaPoWriMo. I just didn't make it home in time, so today I'll post both yesterday's and today's. Here is yesterday's poem. The prompt was to write a sonnet. I was NOT in the mood for any kind of strict form, but I was in the mood for a bit of word play and rhyme. 

Criticism

Seen it, sawn it

Been there, dun it

Politically punned it

Retro-activated

Glitch slapped

Saturated 
Strapped

Scrapped

Half-assed, 

Wholly blew

If the worn out shoe fit, 

Sing the blues bit.